10 corniest dad jokes revealed in time for Father’s day

Everyone loves a dad joke, don’t they? To celebrate Father’s Day, thortful.com reveals the top ten cringiest dad jokes – as voted for by the nation.

thortful tasked the UK to submit their cheesiest dad one-liners and vote for the joke they believe to be the most cringeworthy.

Having analysed the entries and votes, thortful can reveal that the corniest dad pun of all, as voted for by the nation, is (queue the cringe) … I went for an interview. They said, “Can you perform under pressure?” I said, “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”.

The top ten dad jokes are

1. I went for an interview. They said, “Can you perform under pressure?” I said, “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”.

2. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

3. Why can’t Elsa be trusted to hold a balloon? Because she’ll “Let it Go”!

4. My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.”

5. I’ve got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too but underwater is one of my faves.

6. My pet mouse Elvis died last night – he was caught in a trap.

7. I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I managed to turn myself around.

8. Just quit my job at the helium factory. I won’t be spoken to in that tone!

9. The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank… I can’t find the words to describe how angry I am.

10. Just adopted a dog from the local Blacksmith, soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Jokes that didn’t make the top ten include “Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit puns… you need to let that mango” and “How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.”

Commenting on the nation’s favourite dad jokes, a spokesperson from thortful said: “At thortful, we are all about creating moments of joy for people, so we were thrilled with how many jokes were submitted to the index. It’s the second year we’ve run the Dad Joke index and it’s great to put the spotlight on the cheesiest dad humour the UK has to offer.”

To see all of the dad joke submissions, view the index at: https://www.thortful.com/fathers-best-jokes